Sunday, 8 October 2023
Godzilla vs. Kong Movie Review
Thursday, 4 March 2021
GvK Month: The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms (1953) Movie Review
Should you be wondering why I'm opening my Godzilla vs. Kong special with this film, allow me to explain; The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms is a film I remember very fondly from my formative years, but I didn't really remember the film all that much, just that there's a giant monster in New York and it dies in a theme park. That was literally it, yet I vividly remember drawing a massive picture of the monster's death, tangled in the burning wooden cage of the roller coaster, and while the film was a fuzzy, distant memory, I never forgot about it entirely, and my reaction, first to finding a DVD of it many, many years ago on a car boot sale, then to finding it on Blu Ray in HMV, was the same, I was ecstatic. However, similar to another film I'll be reviewing this month, having it on DVD doesn't mean I watched it, and so The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms sat next to Gamera: Guardian of the Universe on my shelf, patiently waiting. I watched this film for the first time in god knows how long back in October, and started writing this review for it then, but then life got messy; debilitating anxiety, depression, suicidal ideation, you know, the usual, but I'm in a better place now and after neglecting this blog since Halloween and with Godzilla vs. Kong close enough to taste, what can I say, the time has come, let's talk about some god damned monster movies.
The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms opens with about as 50's monster movie an intro as you can possibly get, as final preparations are made for "Operation Experiment," the code name for a top-secret experiment being carried out in the Arctic. There is a fantastic sense of tension throughout this sequence as it slowly and deliberately builds to the big boom, splicing in military stock footage as these sorts of films do. It's here where you really get a taste of what this film is, and if you already decide by this point that you won't enjoy it, I'm not going to persuade you otherwise because for better and worse, The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms is a product of its time. The film really wastes no time in getting to the Beast though, as our hero and a fellow scientist encounter it in a blizzard before it buries one of them in snow, and I'll just say it, I love this sequence, seeing the Beast towering over the humans is always going to be a badass image, one that beautifully showcases the film's biggest selling point, its effects. The effects for The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms were done by none other than Ray Harryhausen, and if you don't know that name, I feel sorry for you because his work in visual effects is legendary, and like with suitmation and Supermarionation, I was raised on his work; this, Clash of the Titans, Jason and the Argonauts, I have a lot of nostalgia for this kind of film making, but what kind, you ask; stop motion. I usually start talking about characters and story with my reviews before then going to effects and action, but I have to stress this aspect of this film because it really is the star of the film, which is both good and bad. The good is that Harryhausen's effects are beautiful, taking a model dinosaur and making it look and move like a living, thinking animal. But more than that, similar to Godzilla a year later, the Beast's integration into the effects shots is black magic, convincingly selling the size and power of the animal as it crushes cars and smashes buildings. The bad however is less an issue with the film, and more with the perspective of the viewer; I have a great amount of appreciation and nostalgia for these kinds of films, other do not, and that makes films like this a bit of a hard sell. You see, The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms came out in 1953, way before the advent of CG, its monster is animated with stop motion, and it was filmed in black and white to boot, and without trying to sound harsh, there are people who just will not entertain a film like this because of those reasons; it's old, it's not in colour, it's got crappy effects, only two of which are true, and the third is subjective, of course it'll be crappy if the only thing you'll watch is a modern blockbuster. At least this film is in English, as a Godzilla fanatic, that at least clears the hurdle of people not wanting to 'read a movie.' Like a lot of the best monster movies, your enjoyment with The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms will depend entirely on your suspension of disbelief and your willingness to look at a film from a different point of view, as once you give it a chance, you'll learn that this film has some truly brilliant and memorable sequences.There are a few standouts in my mind, from the sequence in which the Beast attacks a lighthouse, to the finale in the theme park, to the Beast's rampage through New York, all of which delivering the thrills and excitement that only this kind of film can. The lighthouse sequence and its use of silhouette is downright fantastic, while the New York rampage scratches the itch you're certain to have with some good old chaos and destruction. But while The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms completely delivers in these sequences, the film has its flaws, take a guess what flaws they are. While those monstrous moments are things of beauty, they are spread out throughout the film which, despite only being eighty minutes long, is a surprisingly slow burn, and it doesn't do the film many favours. The rest of the film focuses on Tom Nesbitt and his mission to prove the existence of the Beast, and you already know where this is going so let's not shilly-shally. The human story makes up the bulk of the runtime, as Nesbitt chases down fellow witnesses and tries to prove that he isn't crazy, along the way reclaiming the respect of old friends in the Army and making new ones with a respected Palaeontologist and his young and beautiful assistant. Of course the Army is going to end up killing the monster, of course the young and beautiful assistant becomes a love interest, and of course the Palaeontologist pays the ultimate price in his pursuit of knowledge, this film doesn't have twists or turns.Monday, 26 October 2020
Halloween Month: Dead Space 2 Video Game Review
Friday, 16 October 2020
Halloween Month: The Wailing (2016) Movie Review
I bought The Wailing on DVD about four years ago on a complete whim. At the time, I had no idea what the film was; what it was about, who was in it or where it even came from, and like a depressingly long list of films, it sat on my DVD shelf all that time, gathering dust. Fast forward to 2020 and I need a horror film for my Halloween special, and I figured that maybe I should get round to watching that one film I bought years ago, The Wailing, and if you're expecting me to gush about how absolutely amazing it is, yeah, I'm about to do that, sorry.
The Wailing's opening moments set up the mystery and lead of the film expectedly well, as Jong-goo is woken in the night by news of a murder but is easily persuaded to stay for breakfast. Once he gets to the crime scene however, the film wastes little time in establishing the threat in the form of a grisly murder scene and a catatonic, cuffed murderer, covered in blood and an ominous rash. Two things are very apparent in this opening sequence, how interesting Jong-goo is as a character, and how ominous and bleak the film's tone will be, as the sequence oozes with unease and dread right through to the title card. The film's characters aren't the most spectacular thing in the world, but therein lies their brilliance; Jong-goo is not a heroic figure, he's lazy and unambitious with a habit of showing up late for his job, he's a bit of an incompetent slob. Yet when push comes to shove, rather than being more heroic and taking the threat head on, Jong-goo is a coward who avoids getting his hands dirty at every opportunity, which inevitably becomes a problem when the peaceful little town he calls home starts seeing violent murders. He starts out ignorant and apathetic to the problems around him, but as the infection strikes close to his heart, he is forced to overcome his aversion to action and conflict to protect his family, in the process being driven to do some pretty morally dubious shit as reason gives way to hysteria and desperation. The film is ultimately a test of him as a man; a test of his faith and of his will and whether he can overcome his very human weaknesses, but to go further would be going into spoilers. Needless to say though, his journey takes him to some dark places, and by the end you feel the weight of his actions and choices, and his story leaves you with a feeling of tragedy that's hard to shake, it's one of the reasons this film is stuck in my head. The film is full of side characters to pad out the cast, like Jong-goo's sweet and innocent but pragmatic daughter whose innocence is gradually corrupted by the film's events, and his friends who start out as dopey and comical as him, only for the evil to start chipping away at them too. Speaking of evil, over the course of the film, Jong-goo encounters a host of strange and enigmatic people, like the charismatic Shaman his family hires to protect them and a mysterious Woman in White that watches over them. And then there's the Stranger, the old Japanese man at the centre of a whirlwind of rumours and hearsay about his involvement in the deaths. To say this guy is creepy is an understatement, but the film deliberately muddies the waters on whether he's really the evil or just a red herring, depicting him both as a twisted and malevolent being and a weak, frightened old man, making it hard to tell is he is really the evil or just a scapegoat in a confused, frightened little town. Further muddying things is the Woman in White who keeps appearing to him and Jong-goo, a mysterious figure who is also obviously not what she appears to be, though her role in this story is considerably more vague and open to interpretation. The same can be said of the evil itself, who's true form isn't revealed until the film's final moments. The Wailing's evil presence is a strange thing, initially taking the form of madness and a strange infection, then of a mysterious and sinister outsider, then taking a sharp turn into the supernatural in the film's second half. The Wailing has a very strong mystery surrounding its evil, one with clues that point in contradictory directions that obscure just who or what it really is, and it blends aspects of many different horror tropes; disease, insanity, murder, ghosts, demons, possession, zombies, and the town creep who has something to hide. But in addition to the more obvious barriers to entry in The Wailing is that it's not exactly a crowd pleaser. The Wailing is a very, very story and character driven film and it is a slow burn, a very slow burn. If you watch this film in search of more conventional scares, you will hate it because it doesn't have them. There is no monster or ghost that terrorises the characters, not directly anyway, instead the horror comes from the film's drama as Jong-goo and the people around him become increasingly desperate and scared, and as their peaceful and quiet lives slowly collapse around them.Another barrier to entry is that the film is stupid long, two and a half hours, making it a bit of an investment to watch, even if it doesn't feel as long as it is. And then the final, most obvious barrier is the language barrier because the film is in Korean, which is a deal breaker for an annoyingly large portion of the horror audience, or just movie audiences in general. But this film might be a bit too dense for mass audiences to begin with because of how slow and psychological it is. The film has gore but never tries to shock you with it, you can go long stretches without really seeing anything scary, which might bore you. On the flip side though, the film spends that time developing its characters and story, and when something scary happens, the film earns it, growing your investment in the story as it unravels its horror. The scares of The Wailing come from how it corrupts the familiar and the comfortable; how a stupid story joked about by Jong-goo and his friends creeps into their real lives and starts destroying them. As the evil seeps in, they try and fail to resist and understand it, ultimately becoming tribal and hostile to anything they perceive as a threat to their normal lives. And when confronted by the evil, Jong-goo is left not knowing who he can trust or even why any of this is happening to him, further adding to the film's tragedy. But equally as satisfying as the film's horror is the conclusion of its mystery, as it becomes clear what is really going on and who or what's behind it. The film has flavours of all sorts of different horror films like The Exorcist, Sinister and The Crazies, and while I can see myself having a very, very hard time selling this film to others, something about it's really sticking in my head. The Wailing is open to a stupid amount of interpretation; it's ending alone could be mined for hours about just what it means, just who and what people were and whether any of them deserved it, which I think they didn't. In blending so many horror elements into it's evil, the film does a fantastic job of keeping you guessing and wondering what the evil is, like a mysterious shrivelled up plant Jong-goo finds in the beginning of the film which could be one thing that I won't spoil, but ends up being another thing entirely that I also won't spoil. That combined with the film's masterful character development sucks you into the mystery incredibly well, and I ended up being hooked on this film right up until its gut punch of an ending. The film ultimately ends with Jong-goo being forced to decide who he can believe in, with opposing parties pulling him in different directions and him being unable to trust that any of them are really telling the truth. It's a film that rewards you for paying attention and figuring out all the clues, but it's also a film that demands your patience, which isn't that hard when the film itself is so damn good. And while I didn't find it particularly scary, I have grown to love it over repeat viewings, the film is just getting better with time.You've Already Said It, I'm The Devil
So I might have gushed about how good The Wailing is in this review, but the honest truth is that the more I watched it and the more I thought about it, the more I liked it, to the point that I just want to watch it again, like, right now. The Wailing is definitely not the scariest film I've ever seen, but it's a rare horror film that demands you to have patience and rewards you for doing so, because by the end of this film, though I hadn't yet figured out why, something about it just made me love it. It's a beautifully dark tale about a relatable and flawed man having his faith tested and life torn apart, and its gripping supernatural mystery is absolute gold that sucks me in again and again. It's a shame that the film probably wouldn't be given a second thought by most people and to be honest, it's a shame that I never made time for it myself over the years, because The Wailing a bit special. I thought for a while about how I'd recommend this film, but ultimately my recommendations come from how I feel about a film more than how good or bad it is, so fuck it, The Wailing is a must watch.
Wednesday, 7 October 2020
Halloween Month: Dead Space: Downfall Movie Review
Dead Space is one of my favourite game franchises and after compiling my 2020 Halloween ritual line up, I played Dead Space on a whim and was completely sucked back into it, I knew that Dead Space would have to be part of this year's Halloween Special which got me thinking, exactly how much Dead Space should I go for. I mean this is a season of spookiness, so why not just go a bit mad with the Dead Space. Many, many years ago I got a Dead Space DVD two pack for Christmas containing the two tie in movies; Downfall and Aftermath, but unlike the games, these two films have largely faded from my memory, and with Dead Space back in the forefront of my mind, I was drawn to re watch them and see if my vaguest memory of liking Downfall and not liking Aftermath was still so.
Dead Space: Downfall tells you what you already know right from the start, that this story does not have a happy ending, as Security officer Alissa Vincent records a video log telling whoever finds it to destroy the Ishimura and the Marker. We then jump back in time and down to the planet as a routine survey team discovers the Marker and the Church and CEC dispatch the Ishimura to collect it. There is something oddly captivating about this opening sequence, it does a very good job of establishing dread, which as the prequel to Dead Space, I would expect it to do, and this opening shows promise. Something that's immediately apparent in the film is the presentation, which fuses an animated style with the industrial look of the Dead Space universe surprisingly well, like the game, the film is very appealing in how ugly it is with dark, dirty environments and angular, mechanical uniforms and equipment. The film's animation is nothing special but the film is at least nice to look at, there is the film's shot composition however, which is sometimes really good, and sometimes a bit naff. The film really likes focusing on eyes for some reason, which isn't a bad thing and sometimes looks really cool, like early on in the film when one of the mining crew slices open her own neck and we see the life drain from her eye in a mist of blood. Speaking of blood, Dead Space: Downfall is violent as fuck and said violence looks great when it's allowed to, with the way the film shows blood in particular being very striking and appealing.











































